Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Multiple Personalities

Well, I'm trying to keep this thing going, but ideas are getting harder, pictures to take as well as little bits to say about them. Here's another attempt at breaking the boredom that is sometimes called "work".

Who's Who?

This is one of my friends.

This is one of my friend's, friends. Coincidentally I call this my same friend.

Other friend: "Why do I always get second place? Anytime I want to come around I always have to wait my turn."

Other friend: "You know, you guys shouldn't fight like that. If you get angry we all get angry. Can't we all just get along?"

Other friend: "No we can't all just get along, you freak. You're the reason we break down. We all disagree and we need a tie breaker. You just wimp out and say, 'I don't want to choose sides, man.' Well you better choose sides, or I'll never let you see the light of day."

This is a rather interesting point when all of them want to come out and talk. If only you could hear the arguing. It's rather strange hearing all those different voices at the same time. Something you can only hear to believe.

Other friend: "Be calm. Concentrate on your minds eye. Only there will you find peace and the truth. Plus you're being too loud for me to meditate....bitches...."

Other friend: "Thanks for the insight from the free thinking portion. WE DON'T NEED IT!!"

Thursday, February 24, 2005

A long awaited post...

Yeah, yeah, it's been a while since I posted. It's cause I'm lazy and didn't have any pictures to post. Nothing good anyway. Anyway, here we go.

Pics from the Near Past

Yes, that's a grape. I don't know why she decided to do this or why it was my camera she decided to use for the picture. I suppose I should count myself lucky she didn't think of something else to take a picture of in her nose, if you know what I mean.

Great new grill, isn't it?

It cost her a whole 99 cents for the pack of gum. That's a wrapper for a stick of gum on her teeth. I was hoping she would bite down on it, but apparently she didn't, or she didn't feel it.

Friend: "I told you to never, ever, give me work to do. You're supposed to do it all!"

Friend: "Do you understand me?!"

Me: "Yes, please don't beat me. I'm so sorry, don't staple my face again, I was setting off the metal detector in the lobby off for a week straight."

Friend: "Good. Go and get my lunch then, and it better be free or I'm going to slit your tires and spray shaving cream all over your car."

Friend: "Don't think I won't do it either!"

Awww look, a little turtle.

A kittie?! Oh my, don't fight you two. Kittie, be nice.

Oh MY! You shouldn't be doing that here you should...um.....go turtle, go turtle.

Thanks for the show. You should make a video.