My Cameras View of the World

Multiple Personalities

2005-03-01T09:24:00.000-08:00

Well, I'm trying to keep this thing going, but ideas are getting harder, pictures to take as well as little bits to say about them. Here's another attempt at breaking the boredom that is sometimes called "work".

Who's Who?

This is one of my friends.

This is one of my friend's, friends. Coincidentally I call this my same friend.

Other friend: "Why do I always get second place? Anytime I want to come around I always have to wait my turn."

Other friend: "You know, you guys shouldn't fight like that. If you get angry we all get angry. Can't we all just get along?"

Other friend: "No we can't all just get along, you freak. You're the reason we break down. We all disagree and we need a tie breaker. You just wimp out and say, 'I don't want to choose sides, man.' Well you better choose sides, or I'll never let you see the light of day."

This is a rather interesting point when all of them want to come out and talk. If only you could hear the arguing. It's rather strange hearing all those different voices at the same time. Something you can only hear to believe.

Other friend: "Be calm. Concentrate on your minds eye. Only there will you find peace and the truth. Plus you're being too loud for me to meditate....bitches...."

Other friend: "Thanks for the insight from the free thinking portion. WE DON'T NEED IT!!"

A long awaited post...

2005-02-24T08:54:00.000-08:00

Yeah, yeah, it's been a while since I posted. It's cause I'm lazy and didn't have any pictures to post. Nothing good anyway. Anyway, here we go.

Pics from the Near Past

Yes, that's a grape. I don't know why she decided to do this or why it was my camera she decided to use for the picture. I suppose I should count myself lucky she didn't think of something else to take a picture of in her nose, if you know what I mean.

Great new grill, isn't it?

It cost her a whole 99 cents for the pack of gum. That's a wrapper for a stick of gum on her teeth. I was hoping she would bite down on it, but apparently she didn't, or she didn't feel it.

Friend: "I told you to never, ever, give me work to do. You're supposed to do it all!"

Friend: "Do you understand me?!"

Me: "Yes, please don't beat me. I'm so sorry, don't staple my face again, I was setting off the metal detector in the lobby off for a week straight."

Friend: "Good. Go and get my lunch then, and it better be free or I'm going to slit your tires and spray shaving cream all over your car."

Friend: "Don't think I won't do it either!"

Awww look, a little turtle.

A kittie?! Oh my, don't fight you two. Kittie, be nice.

Oh MY! You shouldn't be doing that here you should...um.....go turtle, go turtle.

Thanks for the show. You should make a video.

A tale to scare the Lunch Bullies

2005-02-03T09:05:00.000-08:00

Here's for all those out there that get their drinks shaken, chips crunched, and sometimes whole meals ruined by the "friend who breaks stuff".

The Friend Who Breaks Stuff

I don't know if this happens to everyone else or not, but my drinks are always shaken, never stirred.

This is the friend of mine who always likes to do the shaking of said drink. Whithout asking I might add.

She has just seen the person the FBI has been searching for over 15 years for. Some consider this person a terrorist. Some consider this person to be a champion of lunch time peace. Just listen to the story and you can make your decision after I'm finished.

This is archive photo number 1. The first encounter of the one the FBI calls the lunchtime murderer. There are others in the FBI that have gone on interviews as unknown people and defended the murderer. They say the suspect is very particular and only attacks people who disturb the lunches of others.

This image was the first time the murderer saw someone destroy someone elses lunch. After this point, the suspect was blood-thirsty and quit her job to persue her real calling.

Officials believe this is the moment she cracked and lost all reasoning skills except for anger against those that attack unsuspecting lunch goers.

This is about the closest the FBI has been able to get of her current look. There have been some recent sightings, but our sources aren't completely reliable. Believe at your own risk.

Here is a recent image from an affiliated internet site that tracks the movements of the suspect from reports and sightings.

So if you are one of those people that like to ruin others lunches, beware. You may be the next target of the Lunchtime Murderer.

A Lazy Day...

2005-02-02T07:36:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone. Yeah, it's been a little while since I posted. Just no good ideas, not to mention I was lazy once or twice. :) Anyway, here's a few new ones and a comment on a news story I have.

A Forgotten Art

Ever Get bored and not know what to do with yourself?

Now there's no excuse. Tape art is a long forgotten form of expression recently unearthed in ancient Egyptian ruins.

Look at how intricate the details are with tape. We don't know for sure what was used for the tape substance in Egypt, but we just hope it wasn't powdered cat urine.

If it was powdered cat urine, that explains the tongue hanging out. They were trying not to breath in through their noses.

Drugs and You

2005-01-28T22:02:00.000-08:00

Here is my post for friday. It's a little late, but there were many photos to go through and also I just didn't feel like doing one friday. But seeing as how I haven't gone to bed yet, I guess it means I'm in the mood to post. Hope you enjoy.

You may think you are immune.

Drugs can do strange things to normal people. Well, those that appear to be normal anyway.

Drugs can make you paranoid.

They will make you think someone is talking about you when they merely sneeze.

You may even hear voices when no one is there at all.

Here is someone who used to have a normal life, working on the phone at his job helping everyone who calls in on the 911 emergency line.

Now he has occasional outbursts just because someone called him for help because they were trapped in a car as it sank to the bottom of a lake. All because he hadn't gotten his morning fix yet.

Drugs can affect you other ways as well. You may not be able to control your body. Voluntary eye movement may become impossible.

Your face may be affected as well.

There have been some "extreme" cases.

You may begin to feel trapped.

Very trapped.

Here is a woman who finds problems keeping her drug taking habits from showing up in her ability to eat.

She cannot help but eat like it were drugs she were doing. Note also her eyes. These are the eyes of someone who hasn't had a good bit of sleep in at least 145 hours.

Just like with her drugs, she cannot believe it is gone so quickly.

She even tries to imagine she is doing acid with mere chewing gum. So sad.

Such a sad face. She almost cannot help herself now. Even in this picture, you see a small bit of the uncontrollable eye movement.

Some drugs will make you see things. Make your friends look totally different from what they used to look like.

Sometimes the drugs will numb your senses and you will not feel when something is wrong. Just like this horrible pencil-in-the-head case. A coworker tossed a pencil to her thinking she needed it and didn't know she had her nose to the desk. The pencil stabbed her directly in the head.

Sometimes you may feel an urge so strong you just have to get your fix. Even in a public place like a steakhouse.

Try as you might, you will not to be able to avoid detection by others. They will know.

Your friends having fun will try to include you and draw you away from your bad habits.

They may even try to tempt you with food, like a peanut.

Pretty soon, you will do anything to have peace and quiet to do your drugs.

Your friends will then have to defend themselves.

Soon, if you continue, you may not be able to move at all and just fall over onto the floor dead.

Scarier than that is your friends may die too because they trip over your body.

Do not let it happen to you. Only Jesus can save you. Just try not to buy drugs from Him.

A slow day, but no post with pictures.

2005-01-28T14:40:00.000-08:00

Well, here I am today with only a few minutes left of work. I'll probably see if I can get a post done this weekend with the pictures. We've taken about 130 pictures at work today so hopefully there will be something interesting up here by monday. See you all then. :)

A Busy Day at the Office

2005-01-27T08:53:00.000-08:00

I don't know what kind of following I've got, if any at all, but the post for today isn't too eventful. Nothing more than 5 pics. It was too busy to really get ideas and take pics yesterday. So this is what you get. If today isn't too bad we'll try to get more for tomorrow. Hope everyone enjoys.

All About the Eyes

My Friend vs. Boredom

2005-01-26T11:11:00.000-08:00

You know, it seems every post is getting bigger and bigger with more pictures. I'm going to have to figure out a way to tone down how many pics are used. I might as well start a magazine.

Who Shall Win...

Friend: "I don't know if I'm tired, or just bored."

Friend: "There's got to be something to do Count the dots possibly?"

Friend: "I got the perfect idea!"

Friend: "Okay, now that I have it, what do I do with it?"
Just as a note, she's had this for a while. It's just a staple remover, 2 AA batteries, tape, paper hat, and paper strands for hair. I don't believe she's named it at least.

Friend: "Oooo, looks like it's really looking at me."

Friend: "Okay, I'm bored again."

Friend: "I guess I'll try on my friends glasses. Man, I can't see at all."

Friend: "I know what I can do!"

Friend: "This will be perfect!"

Friend: "I'll just take a short little nap."

Friend: Snorrrrrrrrr

Friend: "Slept too long I guess."

Friend: "Do you like my new hair? I figured I'd try something new."
Boredom is winning here.

Friend: "So maybe this isn't the right hair style for me."

Friend: "Does it help if I cross my eyes?"
I kid you not, everyone, she cannot cross her eyes. Minus the smile this is truely her trying to cross her eyes.

Friend: "How about in color?"

Friend: "Oooo a present for me?"

Friend: "What is this...."

Friend: (Insert happy school-girl screeching sound)

Friend: "Uh oh. I knew I should have held it with both hands."

Friend: "Oh wow. It broke?!"

Friend: "It BROKE!"

Friend: "They won't give me a new one!"

Friend: "Sniffle, sniffle."

Friend: "What am I gonna do with it now?!"

Friend: "Wait, I got an idea."

Friend: "That's it! They'll be jealous. Just watch."

Friend: "All I need is a little bit of tape..."

Friend: "They'll never know."

Friend: "I love my little creation."

Friend: "I want to lick it."

Don't send me any weird emails about her licking it. I didn't tell her to take this picture. She did it on her own.

Friend: "Okay, okay, I won't lick you again!"

Friend: "They'll find out about that cd, I know it. Maybe if I hide, no one will notice it's me."

Friend: "I'll try crossing my eyes again. No one will suspect it's me."

Friend: "I'm sure this won't work. I need something else."

Friend: "Hey, I'll become Devo. It could happen!"

Friend: "How about Devo smoking?"

Friend: "I'm not sure this will work either."

Friend: "Never mind. I'm going back to work, just after I put this out."

My Friend and the Movies Set 3

2005-01-25T10:37:00.000-08:00

Here we are again with some fresh new photos to tempt your visual appetite. I've made todays theme, "The Movies". I'm sure you'll see the resemblances.
It makes one wonder whether the ideas came from the actual producer/directors or if they came from my friend. Her ideas are very visual. For those of you who are intrigued about plastic bags, there's something special for you at the end.

The Blair Witch

Friend: "I'm so scared and I'm so sorry."

Euro Trip

Friend: "Which way!?"

Friend: "I just don't understand. I'm never getting home."

Friend: "The signs are so cute. It's like they're trying to tell
me something but I don't understand."

The Grudge

(Insert scary grudge sound here) "uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Lord of the Rings

Friend: "What's this?"

Friend: "The One Ring!"

Friend: "No, they wants it, but they can't haves it. It's mine..(gollum, gollum)..Ours, I meant ours."

Friend: "No, you can't have it!"

Friend: "We'll kill you ourselves."

Friend: "Die orcses!"

Friend: "We killed them, precious, they are dead."

Friend: "Its ours now. All ours."

Warning!!

Please don't try the following at home or anywhere else. Not even with a parent or guardian around. My friend is not a professional, but she doesn't really have alot of common sense.
I should also state that Brunos Groceries store does not encourage the use of their plastic bags in this manner. I tried to call and ask for a comment, but they hung up on me....

Friend: "Mumble mumble."

Friend: (insert sucking plastic sound here)

Friend: "Is anyone there? Can't you tell I'm suffocating?"

Friend: (more sucking plastic sounds)

Friend: "Look, I'm dying here. Doesn't anyone care?"

Friend: "I'm dead now. Who removed the bag? What's with the coins?! I ain't payin' no 26 cents toll for death. I'm gonna get back to work."

My Friend and My Camera Set 2

2005-01-24T07:42:00.000-08:00

Okay, here we go again. This one actually kind of has a theme. There were many to pick from as I've said before, but don't worry. I'm sure the others will be included someday.

She kind of looks like an elf with the pointed ear. This is the only pic like it. Enjoy. :)

For some reason she has the urge to take a picture of her food. Lets see, looks like lunch is Honey Chicken, Mello Yellow, and nasty white powedered donuts from a vending machine. Let me say, the donuts she didn't finish. I think the one donut is all she ate.

She took this and thought I wouldn't want to post it,
but here it is. I'll let it speak for itself.

This is Anna driving to get said food. Don't drive stupid in front of her. You may get more than you bargain for. Quite an attitude change from the cheery elfish girl to the speed demon, rage filled, driver.

The next 3 are mugs of her after she found out you weren't supposed to slam into someones fender to let them know they pissed you off.

She can be very persistant at times...

Friend: "Please, let me out. I won't do it again."

Friend: "I was not going that fast, and it was only a tap anyway. A friendly nudge to let the idiot know I was there."

Guard: "Okay, you can go. Besides, you're freaking out the other prisoners."

Friend: "Really? I can go?"

Guard: "YES! You can go already!"

Friend: "Yay!"

Friend: "Freeeeedom!"

Meet My Friend....

2005-01-21T17:01:00.000-08:00

You may not every believe me, but in the last two days, my friend has taken 198 pictures with my camera. Here's just a few because I simply do not have the time to post them all. Okay, here's a few. By the way, most of these were taken at work.

This is my friend.

This is my friend being caught talking to the camera.

Since my friend is sick, these are the pills she is taking.
Just so you know, they were prescribed by a physician, not a psychologist.

Don't ask me where the ninja came from. No, I don't work in a dojo.

My dead friend after the ninja caught her playing with the camera and not working.

My friend is ...special isn't she?

I'll be posting more later, just getting started.
There are 198 pictures to choose from not to mention the others on their way.